(Source: reelingn)
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(Source: agent-tightpants, via twistdmentality)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via googga)
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A lot of people wanted Peter’s first day of school. I figure he’d be worried at first with his parents leaving him, but at least from this point on he’ll have no problem making new friends yep
(via googga)
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via jeremy-ruiner)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via googga)
#okay #so can we talk about how fucking smart this show used to be #maybe things were ridiculous #sometimes #but LABOR CAMPS #ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH #and an anti-war captain #and the most telling thing that goes unsaid here #is why history education is important—because who knows if Donna would have realized on her own what ‘labor camps’ mean #and an empowered and educated working class might have stopped the government from going this far #this is also an example of the shock doctrine at work#and ALL OF THAT I got from thirty seconds of a family show #yeah maybe it wasn’t as flashy as it is now #but rtd’s era was so much better #because of moments like this (via omfgcate)
(Source: super-psychic-paper, via googga)
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
(via googga)
I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS POKED. Like ‘Woah there. That was uncalled for.’
(Source: welikeitinasgard, via too-daaloo)
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
(via arcaninellen)
Going to be off tumblr for a while, just while I have exams…
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
EVERY TIME I WATCH HERCULES I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SCENE
(Source: coelasquid, via sirdanwj)
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Taylor sneezes on stage during speech in San Antonio, Texas, 5/22/13
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GOOD LORD
CUTEST SNEEZE EVER
AND HER FACE WHEN SHE WAS DONE.
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
I present to you, the complete comic of the scene from the end of Mark of Athena! [x]
Imagine Dragons - Emma
“Innocence and sentiment is owned by hope it’s where you’re at…”
Whattttt? how did I not know about this?
Quick note:...
how do you compliment a girl in french?
bon appetits
madame more like madayum